Having fun after a long day
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
This is partially why I don’t date in college either.
What, are you gonna treat me to a nice dinner of Ramen?
Please. I’ll wait.
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager