On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
|—||HELLA TRUE (via mistfolly)|
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
[breathing on plant] eat my breath you weak excuse for a leaf I am a jock eat my jock breath
I miss my car when’s summer