May 2013
“I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite”
– Shane Koyczan (via sinuzaki)
“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...”
– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
(via crocbonker)
i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself
iloveriandawson:
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
gaptaincanada:
when i find myself with lots of homework
taylor hall comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
“Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to...”
– Anne Lamott (via quote-book)
garfielcl:
Instead of spreading your legs, spread the word of God! Praise
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
circumcisions:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
“I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.”
– Don Cheadle (via wolfandmay) 